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Arkansas Hotel

Q: How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?

A: When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead!"

An Arkansas Divorce

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.  "Why so glum, Chum?", asked the kindly stranger.  "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"

I Love You in 9 Languages

HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:

English - I Love you

Spanish - Te Amo

French - Je T'aime

German - Ich Liebe Dich

Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu

Italian - Ti Amo

Chinese - Wo Ai Ni

Swedish - Jag Alskar

Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky - Nice Tits

Arkansas Marriage

Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.

Arkansas Fertility Clinics

Q: Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

A: Sooner or later, they find a potent cousin.