Crazy Laws of Arkansas

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
It is illegal to kill "any living creature."
It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

Arkansas Hotel

Q: How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead!"

An Arkansas Divorce

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.  "Why so glum, Chum?", asked the kindly stranger.  "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"