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OJ Wedding

Word has it that OJ Simpson is getting remarried

He’s gonna take another stab at it.

Lightly Battered

Q: Did you hear about Tempura House?

A: It's a shelter for lightly battered women.

The Girl With Two Black Eyes?

Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

Jumping the Gun

I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.

A Woman with Two Black Eyes

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A: Nothing! You already told her twice!