An Arabs Saturday Night
Q: What do Arabs do on saturday night?
A: They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.
My Grandad was wounded by a German during the war
Granny Schneider found him in bed with another woman and shot him
A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" "He also ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband." "He died of a broken neck." "A broken neck?" "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
The Girl With Two Black Eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.
A Woman with Two Black Eyes
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing! You already told her twice!