Word has it that OJ Simpson is getting remarried
He’s gonna take another stab at it.
Q: Did you hear about Tempura House?
A: It's a shelter for lightly battered women.
The Girl With Two Black Eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.
Jumping the Gun
I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.
A Woman with Two Black Eyes
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing! You already told her twice!