Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Bobby Brown Interview
Reporter: "Mr. Brown, knowing that your daughter drowned, like your wife, how do you feel?"
Bobby Brown: "Drained!"
The Girl With Two Black Eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.
My Grandad was wounded by a German during the war
Granny Schneider found him in bed with another woman and shot him
Jumping the Gun
I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.