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Cheating Signs

Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

A: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Bobby Brown Interview

Reporter:  "Mr. Brown, knowing that your daughter drowned, like your wife, how do you feel?"

Bobby Brown:  "Drained!"

The Girl With Two Black Eyes?

Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

Granny Rules

My Grandad was wounded by a German during the war

Granny Schneider found him in bed with another woman and shot him

Jumping the Gun

I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.