Bar Jokes - Drunk Jokes

Beer Hormones

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes)
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Men And Pigs

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Spooky Drive

Happy and on the way home from the Halloween party, I said to myself, “Don, everything is coming your way!”
Just then I realized that I was in the wrong lane.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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