Bar Jokes - Drunk Jokes

Miss Manners

A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Anonymous

Men And Pigs

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Anonymous

Spooky Drive

Happy and on the way home from the Halloween party, I said to myself, “Don, everything is coming your way!”
Just then I realized that I was in the wrong lane.

Anonymous