Travel Jokes

Filipino Pilots

Q: What do you call two Filipino pilots?
A: A pair of pliers.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Airplane Jokes , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Blonde - Car Keys

A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is doing. Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying... "A little more to the left... a little more to the right"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes)
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Anonymous

Boy & Grandpa

A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"
The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Travel Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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