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The best jokes and joke writers!

The Blonde and the Pig

A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."

Three Little Pigs

Q: What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A: A pigtail!

Pig With No Clothes

Q: What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

A: Streaky bacon!

Hot Pig

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summers day?

A: I'm bakin'

Dirty Pig

Q: What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

A: A groundhog!