The Blonde and the Pig
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
Three Little Pigs
Q: What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A: A pigtail!
Pig With No Clothes
Q: What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
A: Streaky bacon!
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summers day?
A: I'm bakin'
Q: What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A: A groundhog!