Profession Jokes

Clinton's Favorite Instrument

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument?
A: The WhoreMonica!

Anonymous

Barber Arrested

The local barber got arrested for selling cocaine. This really surprised me as I've been a customer for years and never knew he was a barber.

Anonymous

Constitipation - Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer? He got stuck on his last movement.

Anonymous