Profession Jokes

Amish Mechanic

Q: What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A: A Mechanic.

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Farmer Surprise

Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human DNA into goats?
A: "Hell, I've been doing that for years."

Categories: Animal Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Engineering Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Riddles
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Homework

Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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