Profession Jokes

Looks Good On A Lawyer

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.

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Amish Mechanic

Q: What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A: A Mechanic.

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Homework

Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.

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