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Cross With A Blonde

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.

A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.

Carrying Cash

A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."

Clear Skin

Q: Why do cops have really clear skin?

A: They're great at popping black heads.

Fair Punishment

Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not!

Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!

Knock Knock - Dishes

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!