Profession Jokes

Police Work

Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?
A: He was On-Duty.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Having Affairs

Q: Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?
A: Yup, it's a shame because he was one of the top veterinarians in the country!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Veterinarian Jokes ) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Riddles
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Prostitutes

A woman and her twelve year old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "What are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She replies, "Well, most of them become taxi drivers."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Taxi Driver Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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