Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An oxymoron.
Q: How do you define double jeopardy?
A: When a lawyer calls in her partner.
Single Celled Lawyer
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
A: One wears a tie.
Lawyer Minivan Tragedy
Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What's the tragedy?
A: The minivan could've held eight lawyers.
The difference between the government and the Mafia?
Q: What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
A: One of them is organized.