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Honest Lawyer

Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?

A: An oxymoron.

Double Jeopardy

Q: How do you define double jeopardy?

A: When a lawyer calls in her partner.

Single Celled Lawyer

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?

A: One wears a tie.

Lawyer Minivan Tragedy

Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What's the tragedy?

A: The minivan could've held eight lawyers.

The difference between the government and the Mafia?

Q: What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.