Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks have children together?
A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
Punching a Black Woman
A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, the commercial told him to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker!
African American vs. Couch
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a couch?
A: A couch can support a wife and kids