Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Black Jelly Beans
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.
Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks have children together?
A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
"Hi Mom, it's me." "Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store, looking for a drill." "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you." "Oh my God, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face." "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong!