Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
We Have Too Many
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
The Wishes Of A Black Guy
A black guy has three wishes. He wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight. Poof, he's a tampon.
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong!
Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."