African American vs. Couch

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a couch?
A: A couch can support a wife and kids

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."

Black and Jewish

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”