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The Fourplex Fire

In South Los Angeles, a fourplex was destroyed by fire. A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. A black Islamic group of seven welfare cheaters, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. Six Los Angeles gangbanger ex-cons lived on the third floor and they died as well. One white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.

Jesse Jackson, John Burris, and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew to Los Angeles and met with the fire chief on television. They loudly demanded to know why the Nigerians, Muslims, and gangbangers all died in the fire, and only the white couple survived. The fire chief said, "Please don't get upset. The reason those fellow citizens survived was because they were at work."

Sweater World

Q: If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live?

A: In the hood.

White Keys

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

Black Jesus

Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?

A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.

Never Racist

I will never be a racist.

Because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.