Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Down the Stairs
Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".
If I got one dollar every time somebody called me racist ...
black people would rob me
Two 5 year old black kids (boy and girl) went out trick or treating in a rich Texas suburb. The other kids said this Texas Oil Billionaire was giving out iPods. So they knocked on this guys door and said trick or treat. The guy said, "What are you dressed as?" The little girl said, "Jack 'n Jill." The guy said, "You cant be Jack 'n Jill, you're black." So the kids left and came back and the guy said, "And what are you guys supposed to be this time?" The little girl said, "Hansel 'n Gretel." The guy says, "You can't be Hansel 'n Gretel, you're black." So the kids leave upset only to come back a few minutes later. This time they were naked. The guys says, "And just what are you supposed to be now?" The little girl says, "M&M’s, I’m plain and he got nuts"
Failed my biology test today...
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.