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LeRoy

A black woman went down to the welfare office to receive financial aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" She told him ten."What are their names?" he asked.

"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered.

"They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"

"I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"

Black and Jewish

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

When U Black, U Black

When I was born, I was BLACK

When I grew up, I was  BLACK

When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK

When I got cold, I was  BLACK

When I was scared, I was BLACK

When I was sick, I was  BLACK

And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK   

NOW, you white folks

When you’re born, you're  PINK

When you grow up, you’re WHITE

When you go in the sun, you get  RED

When you’re cold, you turn BLUE

When you’re scared, you're YELLOW

When you get sick, you’re GREEN

When you bruise, you turn PURPLE

And when you die, you look GREY

So why y'all be callin' us COLORED folks?

Bus Over

Q: What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

Black Chinese

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?

A: They named him Sum Ting Wong!