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Black People and Sperm

Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?

A: Only one in a million work.

Difference Between Black and Asian

Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?

A: 10 minutes in the oven.

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

When U Black, U Black

When I was born, I was BLACK

When I grew up, I was  BLACK

When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK

When I got cold, I was  BLACK

When I was scared, I was BLACK

When I was sick, I was  BLACK

And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK   

NOW, you white folks

When you’re born, you're  PINK

When you grow up, you’re WHITE

When you go in the sun, you get  RED

When you’re cold, you turn BLUE

When you’re scared, you're YELLOW

When you get sick, you’re GREEN

When you bruise, you turn PURPLE

And when you die, you look GREY

So why y'all be callin' us COLORED folks?

Batman Shopping

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.