Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
White with Black
Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?
A: A basketball coach
Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?
Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
First Black Man
Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."
One day this guy goes in to the doctor's office to get his willy enlarged. The guy's sitting there on the table and the doctor comes in with a tray of willys. The guy says, ''You got any bigger ones?'' So the doctor comes in with another tray. But the guy still wants bigger, ''You got any bigger ones?'' So the doctor comes in with yet another tray. The guy finally says, ''I'll take one of those. But do you have any in white?''
Blacks and Christmas Trees?
Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
A: They both have colored balls.