Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."
Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?
A: They're not falling for that one again.
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.