Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Black People and Sperm
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
Difference Between Black and Asian
Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
When U Black, U Black
When I was born, I was BLACK
When I grew up, I was BLACK
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK
When I got cold, I was BLACK
When I was scared, I was BLACK
When I was sick, I was BLACK
And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK
NOW, you white folks
When you’re born, you're PINK
When you grow up, you’re WHITE
When you go in the sun, you get RED
When you’re cold, you turn BLUE
When you’re scared, you're YELLOW
When you get sick, you’re GREEN
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE
And when you die, you look GREY
So why y'all be callin' us COLORED folks?
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.