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Chicago Police

Q: Did you know the Chicago Police have seen a 73% increase in gang member arrests from last year?

A: They replaced the sirens in Police cars with loud-speakers playing the National Anthem.

Lost Far From Home

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park... and couldn't find his way home. "Oy Morris," said grandma, "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?" Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost... I was just too tired to walk home."

Police Work

Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?

A: He was On-Duty.

Down the Stairs

Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

A: None - "He fell".

State your Name

A guy gets pulled over for speeding and the officer said, "What's your name son?" He replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” The Officer looked at him suspiciously and said,  “Oh, do you have a stutter?”

The guy replied, “No sir, my dad has a stutter and the guy who filled out my birth certificate is an asshole.”