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Pick Up Chicks

You know you're a red neck when you go to family reunions to pick up chicks!

True Rednecks on Halloween?

Q:  What do true rednecks do on Halloween?

A:  Pump kin.

88 Rednecks

Q: What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?

A: A family reunion.

The Redneck Unabomber Connection

Q: What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?

A: They've both been fingered by their brothers.

Route 66

A redneck truck driver is driving east on Route 66 when he sees another truck coming west. The CB crackles to life. “Hey, redneck,” says a voice on the radio. “Who are the two biggest faggots in America?” The redneck replies, “I don’t know.” The other trucker says, “You and your brother.” The redneck is annoyed but the other driver says, “It’s just a joke. Tell it to the next truck you see.” The redneck drives for an hour and finally sees another truck. He gets on his CB and says, “Hey, other truck, d’you know who the two biggest fags in America are?” The other trucker says, “No. Who?” The redneck replies, “Me and my brother.”