Profession Jokes

I'm A Nit

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit
Doctor: Will you get out of my hair!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
Anonymous

Corporate Booty Call - Chain

I've got something you can take up the chain.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Profession Jokes
Anonymous

Help Please

I told the doctor I had to see him right away because I thought I was shrinking.
He told me he was busy and that I'd have to be a little patient.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous