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Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

A: "Drop it nigga."

Sign of Inflation

Q: What is the sign of inflation?

A: A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.

Four Golfers

Four men are out golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and states boastfully, "My son is so rich that he bought his lover a house."  The second man steps up to tee and says, "Well, MY son is so rich that he bought his lover a new car."  The third man steps up and says, "My son is so wealthy that he bought his lover a vacation home in Miami.  "Finally, the fourth man goes to tee and he says, "Well, my son isn't rich and self-made like yours and he's gay, and from what I hear, despite my objections, he has 3 separate lovers and from them he just got a new house, a new car, and a summer home in Miami!"

Shorts in the Shower

Q: Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?

A: They don't like to look down on the unemployed.

Frog Bucks

Q: Where do frogs keep their money?

A: In a river bank!