Four Golfers

Four men are out golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and states boastfully, "My son is so rich that he bought his lover a house."  The second man steps up to tee and says, "Well, MY son is so rich that he bought his lover a new car."  The third man steps up and says, "My son is so wealthy that he bought his lover a vacation home in Miami.  "Finally, the fourth man goes to tee and he says, "Well, my son isn't rich and self-made like yours and he's gay, and from what I hear, despite my objections, he has 3 separate lovers and from them he just got a new house, a new car, and a summer home in Miami!"

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."

Frog Bucks

Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!