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Nearsightedness

I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted. I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

Little Peanut

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Her mom fainted.

Dinosaurs

Q:  What's a lesbian dinosaur?

A: lickalotofpuss !

Q: What's a gay dinosaur?

A: lickdicknopuss !

8 Day Blow Job

Q: What do you call a blow job that lasts for 8 days?

A: Hanukkah Lewinsky.

Red, White, and Blue

Q: What's red, white and blue and makes the entire community happy?

A: Smurfette deep-throating a candy cane.