Sex Jokes - Oral Sex Jokes
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted. I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Her mom fainted.
Q: What's a lesbian dinosaur?
A: lickalotofpuss !
Q: What's a gay dinosaur?
A: lickdicknopuss !
8 Day Blow Job
Q: What do you call a blow job that lasts for 8 days?
A: Hanukkah Lewinsky.
Red, White, and Blue
Q: What's red, white and blue and makes the entire community happy?
A: Smurfette deep-throating a candy cane.