Profession Jokes

Refrigerator Husband

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass." "But you don't understand," the woman insists. "He sleeps with his mouth open, and he stores all of our beer."

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Pig with Wings

A pig with wings walks into a bar. 
The bartender says, "You can't bring food in here from another restaurant! Even if you are a cop!"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
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Lightbulb - Arkansas

Q: How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, Clinton does all the screwing!

Categories: Political Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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