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Last Request
Q: What was the murderer's last request to the chaplain as he sat in the electric chair?
A: Will you hold my hand?
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Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!
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Speeding
A police officer stopped a blonde for speeding and asked her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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