Profession Jokes - Banker Jokes
Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.
Bankers Are Great Lovers
Q: Why do bankers make great lovers?
A: They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Letter From The Bank
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me, "This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter to tell you that you have fifteen cents!"
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Checking My Balance
I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!