Profession Jokes - Teacher Jokes
I Am Beautiful
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!
Do the Math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
Q: Which teachers care the most about their students?
A: Math teachers, because every student counts.