Word Play Jokes

Anhueser Busch

A drunk blonde walks into a bar, the bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimme a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"

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Wang's Kitchen

$9.50 General Tso's chicken from Wang's Kitchen in NYC
$1.00 -  Can soda
Getting home and realizing that Wang forgot to give you one of your containers... riceless !

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Refrigerator Difference

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

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