Food Jokes

Deli Order

Mohammed Salameh -- it sounds like something you order at a deli, doesn't? 'Can I have the half pound of Mohammed Salameh, please?'

Anonymous

Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

Anonymous

Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

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