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Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?

A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

Gingerbread Trouble

Q: What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

A: A Limp biscuit

Crunked Veggies

Q: Where do vegetables go to get drunk?

A: The Salad Bar.

Dressing

Q: Why did mustard close it's eyes?

A: Because it didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Table Manners

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?" Bill replied with "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?" Tom said "The smaller piece, of course." Bill shot back "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"