Food Jokes

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Categories: Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Food Jokes , Riddles
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Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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Deli Order

Mohammed Salameh -- it sounds like something you order at a deli, doesn't? 'Can I have the half pound of Mohammed Salameh, please?'

Categories: Food Jokes , Racist Jokes (Middle Eastern) , Word Play Jokes
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