Food Jokes

Black Santa

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. Instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.

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Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

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Orange and Banana

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

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