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The best jokes and joke writers!

Starving

Q: How do you starve a black person?

A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!

Cheeseburger

A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer." The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here."

Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Orange and Banana

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!