Q: Why did the banana have to go to the hospital?
A: Because it wasn't peeling very well!
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.
Yo Mama - Cooking
Yo mamma's cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?