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The Puzzle

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."

Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle supposed to look like?"

The blonde says, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

So, the blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to the table where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a minute, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says, "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger."

"Second, I'd advise you to have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box!"

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?

A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Orange and Banana

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!