Food Jokes

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

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Deli Order

Mohammed Salameh -- it sounds like something you order at a deli, doesn't? 'Can I have the half pound of Mohammed Salameh, please?'

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Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

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