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Mexican Vs. Pizza

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?

A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

Intel Inside

Q: What do computers snack on when they're hungry?

A: Chips!

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Orange and Banana

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!