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A Cheese Sandwich.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50

Chicken Sandwich: $2.50

Hand Job: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

Your Cheese

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

A: Nacho Cheese.

Swiss Cheese

Q: What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

A: Whole milk.

Cheese and Crackers -Riddles

Q: What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar?

A: Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!

Cheesy Joke

Q: What kind of cheese is made backwards?

A: Edam