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Found Her Hearing Aid

A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:

D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear.

L: eh?

D: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!

L: ??EH??

D: (shouting) --IN YOUR EAR! --A SUPPOSITORY!!!

L: Oh, thank Goodness - now I know where I put my hearing aid!

Yo Mama - Locked In

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!

Yo Mama - Shaving

Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weed-whacker.

Redneck Walk

You might be a redneck if...

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.

Curing a Cough

The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up. "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup," the clerk explains. "So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once." "Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot," the owner shouts angrily. "Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall. "Look at him. He’s afraid to cough."