Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Organic Dental Floss
Q: What's organic dental floss?
A: Pubic hair.
MJ at Walmart
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Walmart?
A: Boys pants were half off.
Confucious say: Itchy Ass
Confucious say: Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!