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Smells Like

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A: Bunny Farts!

Gooey Stuff

Q: What's yellow and gooey and smells like bananas?

A: Monkey snot.

Kitchen Spider

Q: What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

A: It became a daddy short legs!

Spock's Discovery

Q: What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

A: The Captain's log!

Mommy Dearest!

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3 year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.  Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.  When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears down her face.  I said, "What's wrong honey?"  Sad and broken up she looked at me and said, "Mommy, where's my booger?"