Smells Like Carrots -Riddles
Q: What's invisible & smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
Two Flies on a Date
Two flys are out on a date, so they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting, when one of the flies stops and has the biggest relieved face. The other fly asks, "Are you okay?" The fly responds with a squirmish smile and the other fly smells something funky and says, "Dude, how rude! You fart while I'm eating!"
Q: Why do gorillas have large nostrils?
A: Because they have fat fingers.
Gooey Stuff -Riddles
Q: What's yellow and gooey and smells like bananas?
A: Monkey snot.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!