Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
High Tea with Dad
A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, "Watch this!" The little girl goes and serves the mother tea. The mother turns to the father and says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
Yo Mama - Shaving
Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weed-whacker.
You might be a redneck if...
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.