Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.
Two Flies on a Date
Two flys are out on a date, so they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting, when one of the flies stops and has the biggest relieved face. The other fly asks, "Are you okay?" The fly responds with a squirmish smile and the other fly smells something funky and says, "Dude, how rude! You fart while I'm eating!"
Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
Yo Mama - Shaving
Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weed-whacker.