Grosser Than Gross - Grandma
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Kissing your grandmother hello and her tongue slips in!
Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
High Tea with Dad
A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, "Watch this!" The little girl goes and serves the mother tea. The mother turns to the father and says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"