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High Tea with Dad

A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, "Watch this!" The little girl goes and serves the mother tea. The mother turns to the father and says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

You Might Be A Redneck - Bathroom

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood outside a bathroom and heckled someone inside.

Yo Mama - Shaving

Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weed-whacker.

Billy Mays Poop

Q: What's it like to take a Billy Mays poop?

A: You think it's over, but wait, there's more.

Sex with Jennifer

After the sex I had with Jennifer Aniston yesterday there are three things I can tell you:

1. She's tight as hell. It was a real struggle getting it in.

2. She will take it all over her face without saying a word.

3. The staff at the wax museum have no sense of humor at all.