Gross Jokes

Adult Speak

The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.
First Pupil: "I visited my Nana." Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo." Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time." Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?" Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The Shit!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Gross Jokes
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Redneck Walk

You might be a redneck if...
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Gross Jokes
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Anonymous

Trust

A hillbilly from West Virginia returns to his doctor after having some tests and asks what the results were. The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive. "Hell, " says the man, "You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your own kids!"

Categories: Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (White Trash Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Gross Jokes (Grosser than Gross Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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