Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
Q: What's yellow and gooey and smells like bananas?
A: Monkey snot.
Q: What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
A: It became a daddy short legs!
Q: What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
A: The Captain's log!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3 year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears down her face. I said, "What's wrong honey?" Sad and broken up she looked at me and said, "Mommy, where's my booger?"