Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, Google, Google
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!