Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, Google, Google
Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!