Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
A: Plymouth Rock!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had his own drumsticks!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!