Knock Knock - Arthur
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?
Q: Why can't you take your turkey to church?
A: They use FOWL language
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!