Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, Google, Google
Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!
Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!