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Ghost Bambi

Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo

Categories: Animal Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Book Talk

Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? 
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Art & Music Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
 
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.
 
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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