A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
Knock Knock - Ants
Ants in your pants!
Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Ants and Math
Q: What kind of ant is good at math?
A: An accountant!
Unhappy Glow Worm
Q: Why was the glow worm unhappy?
A: Because her children weren't that bright!