Q: Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
A: It got pissed off.
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station.
Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger!
Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!
Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!
Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life!
Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!
Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn't it!
Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!
Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
A: He's bee-witched!
Knock Knock - Ants
Ants in your pants!
Q: What are the cleverest bees?
A: Spelling bees!