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Shoo Fly

Q: Why did the fly fall off the toilet?

A: It got pissed off.

Bee Pee

Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A: At the BP station.

Bee Jokes

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A: A humburger!

 

Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A: A bee in a submarine!

 

Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?

A: Fooling with a bee!

 

Q: What did the spider say to the bee?

A: Your honey or your life!

 

Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?

A: Pablo Beecasso!

 

Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?

A: Swarm here isn't it!

 

Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?

A: Bee-thoven!

 

Q: Who writes books for little bees?

A: Bee-trix Potter!

 

Q: Where do bees go on holiday?

A: Stingapore!

 

Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

A: He's bee-witched!

Knock Knock - Ants

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ants!

Ants who?

Ants in your pants!

Bee Smart

Q: What are the cleverest bees?

A: Spelling bees!