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Ants and Math

Q: What kind of ant is good at math?

A: An accountant!

Spider Car

Q: Why did the spider buy a car?

A: So he could take it out for a spin!

What's Brown And Crispy?

Q: What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?

A: A cockroach.

Knock Knock - Ants

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ants!

Ants who?

Ants in your pants!

Easter Cross

Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?

A: Bugs Bunny.