Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Q: Why was the glow worm unhappy?

A: Because her children weren't that bright!

Two flys are out on a date, so they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting, when one of the flies stops and has the biggest relieved face. The other fly asks, "Are you okay?" The fly responds with a squirmish smile and the other fly smells something funky and says, "Dude, how rude! You fart while I'm eating!"

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A: A humburger!

Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A: A bee in a submarine!

Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?

A: Fooling with a bee!

Q: What did the spider say to the bee?

A: Your honey or your life!

Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?

A: Pablo Beecasso!

Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?

A: Swarm here isn't it!

Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?

A: Bee-thoven!

Q: Who writes books for little bees?

A: Bee-trix Potter!

Q: Where do bees go on holiday?

A: Stingapore!

Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

A: He's bee-witched!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ants!

Ants who?

Ants in your pants!

Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?

A: Bugs Bunny.