Bees Favorite Singer
Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?
Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it…
Q: Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
A: It got pissed off.
Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?
A: Bugs Bunny.