Knock Knock - Ants
Ants in your pants!
Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Ants and Math
Q: What kind of ant is good at math?
A: An accountant!
Unhappy Glow Worm
Q: Why was the glow worm unhappy?
A: Because her children weren't that bright!
Sink or Float
You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water.
If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: boy ant.