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Knock Knock - Ants

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ants!

Ants who?

Ants in your pants!

Two Flies on a Date

Two flys are out on a date, so they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting, when one of the flies stops and has the biggest relieved face. The other fly asks, "Are you okay?" The fly responds with a squirmish smile and the other fly smells something funky and says, "Dude, how rude! You fart while I'm eating!"

Spider Diet

Q: What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?

A: Burgers and flies.

Easter Cross

Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?

A: Bugs Bunny.

Ants and Math -Riddles

Q: What kind of ant is good at math?

A: An accountant!