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Road Butter

Q: Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam.

Candy Love

Q: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?

A: It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.

Frugal Lover

Q: What's the best part about Valentines Day?

A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

Raggedy Anne and Pinnochio

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen?

A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's  face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Mexican Slide

Q: What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

A: Gracias