Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow!
Blonde - Movie
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard that those under seventeen weren't admitted!
Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.
Obama On Halloween
Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween?
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!