Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A: Fucks funny!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
There is a rabbit hopping around my street looking lost, confused and neglected.
Anyone know how to deal with stray hares?
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: "Unique" up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: 'Tame' way.