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The best jokes and joke writers!

Carrots

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A: Bunny Farts!

Bent Rabbit

Q: What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

A: Fucks funny!

Easter Bunny

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Lost Rabbit

There is a rabbit hopping around my street looking lost, confused and neglected.

Anyone know how to deal with stray hares?

Rabbit Chase

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: "Unique" up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A: 'Tame' way.