One-Liner Jokes

Date Night

I had a date tonight. It was pretty sweet.
Next, I’m going to try a fig.

Anonymous

Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

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Fake It

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

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Anonymous