One-Liner Jokes

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.

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Ghost Bambi

Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo

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Sleeping Bull?

Q:  What do you call a sleeping bull?
A:  A bulldozer

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