One-Liner Jokes

Skeleton in a Bar

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.

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Deaf People

Say what you want about deaf people...
 

Anonymous

Success!

A new report shows there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people.
So overweight people are now average, which means you have met your New Year's resolution.
Happy New Year!

Anonymous