When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend
But it was just my imaginasian.
Getting on Television
Q: How do you get on television?
A: You sit on it!
Studies show that liberals like us are less susceptible to 'fake news'
I read it on Facebook.
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.