Cost of Marriage
The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "I don't know, son" he said. "I'm still paying for it."
My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday.
I don't think they understood when I said "I wanna watch."
Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette
Q: How do crazy people get through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
I scared the postman today by showing up to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, the fact that I was naked or that I knew where he lived