I had to pay $150 for the bowel prep medication before my colonoscopy.
That shit was expensive.
Q: How did the tree feel in the spring?
Coffee on the Titanic
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
My wife asked when we were going out. "After a shave," I told her. "You shaved this morning" she said. "Yeah," I replied "I wasn't talking about me"
Blonde Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.