One-Liner Jokes

Exorcist Service

Q: Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
A: You get repossessed!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Devil Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
Submitted BY: B