One-Liner Jokes

Country Rewind

What is a country song played backwards?
Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your car starts, you get your job back and life is great.

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Anonymous

Guitar and Tuna

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Anonymous

Hey Hey

My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.

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Written By: KielPhillips