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Respect

When wearing a bikini, women reveal over 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Fast Start

I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.

Statistics don't Lie

Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

Business One-Liners 03

  • A day without sunshine is like night.
  • A disagreeable task is its own reward.
  • A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.
  • A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
  • A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
  • A fool and his money are soon elected.
  • A fool and his money stabilize the economy.
  • A free agent is anything but.
  • A friend in need is a pest indeed.
  • A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.

Wide Awake

Not sure if my narcolepsy has been cured or if I'm suffering from insomnia.