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Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

Crazy Way

Q:  How do crazy people get through the forest?

A:  They take the psycho path.

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetite.

Guess

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it, so I said "Implants?"

Respect

When wearing a bikini, women reveal over 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.