Halloween
Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.
Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.
Q: Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job.
Q: Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A: Women can see right through them.
Q: What kind of clothes do Zombies wear?
A: Decay NY.
Q: Why aren't there any famous skeletons?
A: They're a bunch of no bodies.
Q: What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
A: Wrap.
Q: What do you call a guy turned on by a witch?
A: Scared stiff.
