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Duck TV

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A: The feather forecast

Mail Carriers.

Q: What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?

A: SPEED!

Old Chatter

You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetite.

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!