When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Guitar and Tuna
Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
Got my first report about my progress at the Impotence Club.
It said "Must try harder"
Watch for Children
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."