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Watch for Children

I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."

Checking My Balance

I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!

Prison

Prison may be just one word

But to others, it's a whole sentence

Artificial Heart Gift

Q: What do you give a man with an artificial heart?

A: Three weeks.

No Coffee

My dad once told me that if a woman offers you coffee, she means sex.

Now i'm banned from Starbucks.