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Football Dog

Q:  Why didn't the dog want to play football?

A:  It was a boxer!

Gas Stations

Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?  Are they afraid someone might clean them!?

Favorite Soup

When I was little, my dad used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it.

I didn't really - he was just putting words in my mouth.

Cat and Coin

Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?

A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!

Role Model

My grandfather has the heart of a lion. 

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.