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Exorcist Service

Q: Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?

A: You get repossessed!

Artificial Heart Gift

Q: What do you give a man with an artificial heart?

A:  About three weeks.

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetite.

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

Cow Bells

Q:  Why do cows wear bells?

A:  Because their horns don't work!