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I had to pay $150 for the bowel prep medication before my colonoscopy.

That shit was expensive.

Spring

Q: How did the tree feel in the spring?

A: Releaved.

Coffee on the Titanic

Q:  What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

A:  Sanka.

Shave

My wife asked when we were going out. "After a shave," I told her. "You shaved this morning" she said. "Yeah," I replied "I wasn't talking about me"

Blonde Corn Flakes

Q:  Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A:  Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.