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Cow Bells

Q:  Why do cows wear bells?

A:  Because their horns don't work!

Sink or Float

You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water.

If it sinks: girl ant

If it floats: boy ant.

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetite.

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

Blonde Lipstick Usage

I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!