Q: Why didn't the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer!
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations? Are they afraid someone might clean them!?
When I was little, my dad used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it.
I didn't really - he was just putting words in my mouth.
Cat and Coin
Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!
My grandfather has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.