One-Liner Jokes

Air and Sex

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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Sin and Shame

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.

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