When wearing a bikini, women reveal over 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.
Statistics don't Lie
Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Business One-Liners 03
- A day without sunshine is like night.
- A disagreeable task is its own reward.
- A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.
- A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
- A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
- A fool and his money are soon elected.
- A fool and his money stabilize the economy.
- A free agent is anything but.
- A friend in need is a pest indeed.
- A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
Not sure if my narcolepsy has been cured or if I'm suffering from insomnia.