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Chinese Pal

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Interpretation

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.  Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

Killer Search

I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.