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Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

What a Guy

If sex with two other people is a threesome, and sex with three others is a foursome, then I guess that makes me handsome.

Parallel Lines

Parallel lines have so much in common.

It’s a shame they'll never meet.

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetite.

Cow Bells

Q:  Why do cows wear bells?

A:  Because their horns don't work!