One-Liner Jokes

Christmas Countdown

I can't believe Christmas is only 364 days away...
...feels like it was just yesterday.

Anonymous

Vengenance

Came out of the store and saw a huge scrape down the side of my car. A couple of witnesses said it was a person in an electric wheelchair. They ran into my car and just kept on going. I just wanted to tell that person I will find you... 
You can hide, but you can't run.

Anonymous

Ding Dong Ear

I said to the doctor, "I have this ringing in my ears."
He said, "Don't answer it!"

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