Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Misunderstood

My coworker was eating an ice cream cone on her lunch break when she caught me staring at her. "Hey what's up?" she said. "Oh nothing, it's just that I want to ask for something but I'm afraid you'll misunderstand me," I replied. "Haha don't worry, I won't," she said reassuringly.
"I wanna lick it," I said. She quickly extends the ice cream cone to me, to which I said, "I knew you'd misunderstand."

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Insider Trading

My friend said he loves his prostitute girlfriend for what's inside her.
So do about 200 other men.

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Rejection

My luck with girls is so bad, even the ones I fantasize about just want to be friends

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