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Geek Date

Q: Why do Geeks have complex relationships?

A: Because they're real, but their girlfriend is imaginary.

Knock Knock - Kiss

Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Kiss

Kiss who?

Kissimmee!

The Definition of Sex

Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep heart to heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences.

Hillary: So have you found dating to be fulfilling experience?

Chelsea: It's okay, but I don't like how the boys sometimes act like real sex hounds.

Hillary: Well, uh, have you, uh, actually had sex?

Chelsea: Well Mom, no, not IF you define sex the way Daddy does.

Meeting Place

If you have an argument with your partner in a department store, head straight for the makeup counter.

Flameless

Joined a dating site. On my profile my only request was that the girl owned a lighter.

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