Q: Why do Geeks have complex relationships?
A: Because they're real, but their girlfriend is imaginary.
Knock Knock - Kiss
The Definition of Sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep heart to heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences.
Hillary: So have you found dating to be fulfilling experience?
Chelsea: It's okay, but I don't like how the boys sometimes act like real sex hounds.
Hillary: Well, uh, have you, uh, actually had sex?
Chelsea: Well Mom, no, not IF you define sex the way Daddy does.
If you have an argument with your partner in a department store, head straight for the makeup counter.
Joined a dating site. On my profile my only request was that the girl owned a lighter.
I have no matches.