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Paddy the Drunkard

Paddy was an incurable drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him a strong lecture about drink. He said, "If you continue drinking as you do, you'll gradually get smaller and smaller, and eventually you'll turn into a mouse." This frightened the life out of Paddy. He went home that night, and said to his wife, "Bridget....if you should notice me getting smaller and smaller, will ye kill that blasted cat?"

Cat's Christmas

Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?

A: Santa Paws !

Tropical Christmas

Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?

A: "Jungle Bells".

Kill Joy

Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?

A: A sour puss.

Happy Cat -Riddles

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

A: He felt funny!