Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Eating the Cat
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".
Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
A: Santa Paws !
Men And Cats
Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?
A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.