Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.
Cat St. Nick
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!
Little Johnny's Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?" "Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied... "That's because he's inside your cat!"
Q: Why does a cat take so long to wrap Christmas presents?
A: She won't stop until they're purr-fect.
Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?