Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Cats and Ducks
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got that down in the mouth look!
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".
Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
A: Santa Paws !
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.
Men And Cats
Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?
A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.