Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Men And Cats
Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?
A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.
Happy Cat -Riddles
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!