Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".
The Big Show
Q: What do you call a show full of lions?
A: The mane event.
Cat on the Beach
Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
A: Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.
Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
A: Santa Paws !