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Tropical Christmas

Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?

A: "Jungle Bells".

The Big Show

Q: What do you call a show full of lions?

A: The mane event.

Cat on the Beach

Q:  Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

A:  Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

Cat's Christmas

Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?

A: Santa Paws !