Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Cat and Coin
Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!
Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
A: Santa Paws !
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.
Happy Cat -Riddles
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!