Holiday Jokes - St. Patrick's Day Jokes
Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O'furniture!
Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.
St. Patrick's Day Parade
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit cigarette into a damp mattress that's been left out on the sidewalk. The mattress starts to smoulder just as the blue-hair brigade, the Ladies' Auxiliary, is passing by. Hoffman takes a whiff, turns to Puscas, and says, "Man... you think maybe they're marching these ladies too fast?"
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn't afford plane fare.
Q: How did the Leprechaun cross the road
A: He hopped on the chicken's back.