Holiday Jokes - St. Patrick's Day Jokes

HUGE Collection of Irish St. Patrick's Day Jokes! May the Luck of the Irish be with you! Put on some green, grab a beer and ROFL with our funny St. Patty's Day jokes.

St. Patrick's Day

Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day everyone wishes they were Irish.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes)
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Leprechaun Lender

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Categories: Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes)
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Little Leprechaun

Little Patrick asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes.
When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used his hands.
When he got back to class his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
Patrick said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to the principals office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
So little Patrick said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
He was sent home and his mom asked him "What do you have in your hand?"
So little Patrick said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
He was sent to his room and his dad came in and asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
So again little Patrick said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your hands!"
And little Patrick opened his hands and said, "Look Dad you scared the shit out of him!"

Categories: Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
Submitted BY: Stephanie Bales