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Leprechaun Crossing

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Long and Green

Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?

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If Men Ruled The World - Drinking

  • Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
  • On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
  • St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly.
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