Holiday Jokes - St. Patrick's Day Jokes
Q: How did the Leprechaun cross the road
A: He hopped on the chicken's back.
Long and Green
Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?
A: A St. Patrick's Day Parade
St. Patrick's Day Joke
Two Irish guys walk out of a bar...
Show your Green
Q: Why was did the Irish refuse to let John Boehner join their St. Patrick’s Day parade?
A: Because he was an Orangeman.
If Men Ruled The World - Drinking
- Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
- On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
- St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly.
- Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."