Holiday Jokes - St. Patrick's Day Jokes

HUGE Collection of Irish St. Patrick's Day Jokes! May the Luck of the Irish be with you! Put on some green, grab a beer and ROFL with our funny St. Patty's Day jokes.

Leprechaun Crossing

Q: How did the Leprechaun cross the road?
A: He climbed over the rainbow.

Submitted BY: Melissa

Patty Wear

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Wear Green

Q: Why do you wear green on St. Patrick's Day?
A: So you can have lucky pants.

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Submitted BY: Melissa