Holiday Jokes - St. Patrick's Day Jokes

HUGE Collection of Irish St. Patrick's Day Jokes! May the Luck of the Irish be with you! Put on some green, grab a beer and ROFL with our funny St. Patty's Day jokes.

Long and Green

Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?
A: A St. Patrick's Day Parade

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Show your Green

Q: Why was did the Irish refuse to let John Boehner join their St. Patrick’s Day parade?
A: Because he was an Orangeman.

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Written By: kimmyalan

Leprechaun Crossing

Q: How did the Leprechaun cross the road
A:  He hopped on the chicken's back.

Submitted BY: Melissa