Holiday Jokes - St. Patrick's Day Jokes

HUGE Collection of Irish St. Patrick's Day Jokes! May the Luck of the Irish be with you! Put on some green, grab a beer and ROFL with our funny St. Patty's Day jokes.

Show your Green

Q: Why was did the Irish refuse to let John Boehner join their St. Patrick’s Day parade?
A: Because he was an Orangeman.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Appearance Jokes , Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Riddles
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Leprechaun Crossing

Q: How did the Leprechaun cross the road
A:  He hopped on the chicken's back.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes)
Submitted BY: Melissa

If Men Ruled The World - Drinking

  • Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
  • On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
  • St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly.
  • Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Funny Thoughts , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes)
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