Money Jokes - Money Owed Jokes

Waiting on a Long Line

The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate. At one point she wailed "Oh no, NOW what do I do? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundred seventy four dollars in sales tax, on a ten-dollar sale!" Surprisingly, the customers in front of me didn't seem too upset by the delay. Some even chuckled sympathetically. It wasn't until I got near the front of the line that I saw the neatly hand-lettered sign in front of the register: WE ARE CURRENTLY DOING BATTLE WITH OUR NEW COMPUTER FOR CONTROL OF THE STORE --- WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE.

Categories: Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes , Shopping Jokes
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Paying Bills

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

Categories: Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes)
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Leprechaun Lender

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Categories: Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes)
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