Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Cat Mix

Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.

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St. Patrick's Day

Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day everyone wishes they were Irish.

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Graveyard Gates

Q: Why do they put gates around a graveyard?
A: Because people are dying to get in.

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