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Cat Mix
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.
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St. Patrick's Day
Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day everyone wishes they were Irish.
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Graveyard Gates
Q: Why do they put gates around a graveyard?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
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Holiday Jokes
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