Chickens' Birthday Parties
Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Q: What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
A: I scream
Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Pick-up Line - Birthday
I was telling a girl in the bar about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then, try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."