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Santa Safe
Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.
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Mummy Spy
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.
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Santa Birthday
Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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