Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Santa Safe

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.

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Mummy Spy

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.

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Santa Birthday

Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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