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HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.
Christmas Past
Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.
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Graveyard Gates
Q: Why do they put gates around a graveyard?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
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Spook Dating
Q: Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A: Women can see right through them.
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