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Bubble Baths

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.

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Glass Coffin

Q: Will glass coffins be a success?
A: Remains to be seen.

Submitted BY: ReachTheSky

Cheating Wife

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the doctor, "Take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

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