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A Fortunate Coincidence

John: "I'm glad you named me John."

Mother: "Why?"

John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call me."

Drugged Duck

Q: What drug was the duck on?

A: Qwack!

Pilgrim Pants

Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?

A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!

State Puns

Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?

A: I don't know, Alaska.

Don't Trust a Bald Man

Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of sh*t!