Funny Thoughts

Naughty Claus

Q: Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus?
A: Because she was a Ho Ho Ho.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Kneecap

Yo mama so fat, her kneecaps smile.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous

High Score

Bob is jumping on a covered up hole in the middle of the road, saying "21... 21... 21..." As he jumps, George walks by and asks, "Why are you jumping up and down?" Bob, still jumping replies, "Oh, it's fun and you can sometimes beat your high score! Why don't you try?" "Ok" says George. So George starts jumping and yells "21... 21... 21..." When suddenly Bob pulls a lever and George falls in the hole. Bob covers up the hole and gets on and again he starts jumping shouting "22... 22... 22...!"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous