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Naughty Claus
Q: Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus?
A: Because she was a Ho Ho Ho.
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Yo Mama - Kneecap
Yo mama so fat, her kneecaps smile.
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High Score
Bob is jumping on a covered up hole in the middle of the road, saying "21... 21... 21..." As he jumps, George walks by and asks, "Why are you jumping up and down?" Bob, still jumping replies, "Oh, it's fun and you can sometimes beat your high score! Why don't you try?" "Ok" says George. So George starts jumping and yells "21... 21... 21..." When suddenly Bob pulls a lever and George falls in the hole. Bob covers up the hole and gets on and again he starts jumping shouting "22... 22... 22...!"
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