Funny Thoughts

Rabbit Parade

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Getting Deep

I came across three holes full of water the other day.
I thought to myself "well, well, well"...

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
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Larry the Cable Guy's Roast

From the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy: What can you say about a guy who looks like Brett Favre, sounds like Gomer Pyle and dresses like Ellen DeGeneres?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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