Funny Thoughts

Pillsbury Dough Boy and Cabbage Patch

Q: What do you get when you cross a Cabbage Patch doll with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A: A short ugly chick with a yeast infection.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Eye Drops

Q: Why'd the man take Viagra eye drops?
A: Because he wanted to look hard!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Blonde Lantern

Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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