Funny Thoughts

Play it Again

Q: My son asked me what it was like to be married.
A: I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Technology Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Blonde Horseback Riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding. On her first outing, the bouncing horse causes her to lose control. As she's thrown from the horse, her foot catches in the stirrup, so she lands head first. Just as she loses consciousness, the carnie stops the carousel.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
Anonymous

Corporate Booty Call - Chain

I've got something you can take up the chain.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Profession Jokes
Anonymous